Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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