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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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