You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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