Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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