i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Randomize
