apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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