He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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