There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I enjoy the company of your penis
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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