if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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