i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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