Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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