I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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