They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I need a burrito and a hug.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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