1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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