she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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