The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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