Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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