Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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