Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
