I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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