Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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