she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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