I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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