your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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