shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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