No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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