Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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