One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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