Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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