i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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