Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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