I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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