Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
