you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Randomize
