i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
