No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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