yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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