is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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