There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
im calling her cock vulture from now on
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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