quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
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