i permit you to call me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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