Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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