If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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