erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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