Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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