drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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