before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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