i permit you to call me
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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