S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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