me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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